Cannibal Buffet

Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea,
my fiancé and me. The ship went down.
Everybody drowned. And I was just glad
The sea didn't swallow me.

Well, I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess.
And so I washed up on a beach.
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me.

I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet.
I'm feelin' well. They like me that way.
So if you really want to know what's eating me.
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary.

Oh, trouble was afoot, they were eatin' me.
Towin' the party line. I was startin' to feel,
These guys are heels. But truth be told,
these cannibals have got soul.

Hey, numbskull look at me.
I've got a bone to pick with thee.
You ain't humorous, stop ribbin' me.
Have a spine, bone up on settin' me free.

I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet.
I'm feelin' rare. They like me that way.
So if you really want to know what's eating me.
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary.

Missionaries came to this place.
They taught us manners.
Now we cannibals always say grace.
(Prayer) And then we eat your face!

I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet.
I'm feelin' well. They like me that way.
So if you really want to know what's eating me.
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary.
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary.
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary.

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